Oh My God, Becky? Look at THAT Butt
I know, the sister stories are getting a little old. Some of you have expressed concern that she might read this blog? I assure you, my sister has ZERO interest in my blog. She doesn't even find me THAT funny in real life (I know, I can't imagine either) she wouldn't waste her time reading my nonfunniness in her free time. Trust me.
Last week my sister borrowed one of my dresses. I don't mind sharing my clothes at all, it looked great on her, which- - quite frankly- - I was shocked about because, let's remember. She's a 00 and barely breaks 100 SOAKING WET.
We always choose our outfits the night before. It really suits our TOTAL TYPE A personalities well and saves time in the morning. So... last night she comes prancing out of the bedroom in another one of my dresses. I didn't KNOW she was in there trying my clothes on, but being the sweet, patient, EASYGOING, older sister that I am, I say,
"Wow! M! That looks great!"
And she turned to the left.
Turned to the right.
Smoothed the skirt.
Checked her babelicious self out in the full-length.
I continued, "and it's supposed to be warm tomorrow! So that's perfect!"
She turned towards me.
Crinkled her nose. And says, "Oh, GOD. I would NEVER wear this to school! I mean... look at it! It's so... BIG!"
She takes her little witch fingers and pulls at the cotton top, "I mean, it's like... so SAGGY. I could NEVER wear this to school. It's too LOOSE. I mean..." she turns sideways and fluffs up the "loose" fabric, "it's just. TOO BIG. Don't you THINK!??! It's TOO BIG for school?!? I could NEVER wear this to school! Look at it! I mean, it's just kind of HANGS off of me. I was thinking that I could wear it Friday. To the casino."
I really was at a loss for words, so I simply said, "Oh, M! Of course! That will be perfect for the casino..." I hear they LIKE. BIG. BAGGY. SAGGY. Dresses there!
Her response? "Yea... maybe. Or I could just wear jeans and a t-shirt. That's really, my thing anyway."
Oh... jeans a t-shirt? Of course. Because WHY ELSE WOULD YOU TRY ON MY DRESS THAT'S QUITE OBVIOUSLY TOOOOOOO BIG FOR YOU!?!?!??! SO YOU COULD WEAR JEANS AND A T SHIRT!?!??!?!
Apparently.
A word for the wise to any skinny girls out there reading this. When your friends/sisters/coworkers graciously share their clothes with you. Don't make any comments about how ill they fit.
k?thanksbye.
smooches,
The FatAss Older Sister
Last week my sister borrowed one of my dresses. I don't mind sharing my clothes at all, it looked great on her, which- - quite frankly- - I was shocked about because, let's remember. She's a 00 and barely breaks 100 SOAKING WET.
We always choose our outfits the night before. It really suits our TOTAL TYPE A personalities well and saves time in the morning. So... last night she comes prancing out of the bedroom in another one of my dresses. I didn't KNOW she was in there trying my clothes on, but being the sweet, patient, EASYGOING, older sister that I am, I say,
"Wow! M! That looks great!"
And she turned to the left.
Turned to the right.
Smoothed the skirt.
Checked her babelicious self out in the full-length.
I continued, "and it's supposed to be warm tomorrow! So that's perfect!"
She turned towards me.
Crinkled her nose. And says, "Oh, GOD. I would NEVER wear this to school! I mean... look at it! It's so... BIG!"
She takes her little witch fingers and pulls at the cotton top, "I mean, it's like... so SAGGY. I could NEVER wear this to school. It's too LOOSE. I mean..." she turns sideways and fluffs up the "loose" fabric, "it's just. TOO BIG. Don't you THINK!??! It's TOO BIG for school?!? I could NEVER wear this to school! Look at it! I mean, it's just kind of HANGS off of me. I was thinking that I could wear it Friday. To the casino."
I really was at a loss for words, so I simply said, "Oh, M! Of course! That will be perfect for the casino..." I hear they LIKE. BIG. BAGGY. SAGGY. Dresses there!
Her response? "Yea... maybe. Or I could just wear jeans and a t-shirt. That's really, my thing anyway."
Oh... jeans a t-shirt? Of course. Because WHY ELSE WOULD YOU TRY ON MY DRESS THAT'S QUITE OBVIOUSLY TOOOOOOO BIG FOR YOU!?!?!??! SO YOU COULD WEAR JEANS AND A T SHIRT!?!??!?!
Apparently.
A word for the wise to any skinny girls out there reading this. When your friends/sisters/coworkers graciously share their clothes with you. Don't make any comments about how ill they fit.
k?thanksbye.
smooches,
The FatAss Older Sister
Labels: daily life, diet, sisters
posted by P in VT at 9:36 PM
7 Comments:
Oh I would have strangled her, with the SAGGY dress, natch.
I second that motion.
As the oldest of four girls... and the widest... and tallest...
I feel your pain.
I bench-press them when they get mouthy, though... so there is that.
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